Hypocrisy
Too few chairs. Two sisters. Angry whispers.
"Can you scoot over?"
"No, because then she won't have enough room."
"But I was here first."
"shhh"
The chorus swells, and I join in.
I'm coming back to the heart of worship
And it's all about You...
I'm sorry, Lord, for the thing I've made it
When it's all about you
"Christians don't tell lies; they just go to church and sing them."
-Keith Green
Oh Father, forgive me.
"Can you scoot over?"
"No, because then she won't have enough room."
"But I was here first."
"shhh"
The chorus swells, and I join in.
I'm coming back to the heart of worship
And it's all about You...
I'm sorry, Lord, for the thing I've made it
When it's all about you
"Christians don't tell lies; they just go to church and sing them."
-Keith Green
Oh Father, forgive me.
posted by Courtney at 4:01 AM
14 Comments:
*Rolls eyes*
We do nothing of the kind unless we feel like it at the time.
::laughs evilly::
::thinks you're all crazy*
Interesting that you should mention colons, Michaela...were you aware that the use of colons in this manner actually predates the use of asterisks? Originally, they simply came before the action, thusly:
::explains
Then we moved to asterisk-bracketing:
*continues explanation*
And now, you're suggesting an incorporation of the two: colon-bracketing:
::finishes explanation::
::Imagines a pun involving "colons"::
You are all WEIRDOS.
I agree with you, Karen.
Ok, like one time I see this guy marty trying to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs by himself. So I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" But he just roooolls his eyes and goes "Nooooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me and he's like "Hey man, I was being sarcastic!" Well that's just great, how was I supposed to know? I'm not a mind reader for crying out loud. Anyway, now he's got a cute new nickname: Torso Boy! So what's he complaining about?
Yes, Mikki darling, I did. You're weird. But! I would like to point out that I never said that I was not weird as well. I simply pointed out the fact that you were. Ha. Haha. I go now. Bye.
::laughs evilly::
5:40 AM
Someone is up too early imo.
And Karen Hijacked this comment thread like Woah!
<('.'<) <('.')> (>'.')>
The name's Hijacked. Karen Hijacked. And I need a job.
<('.'<) <('.')> (>'.')>
The Kirby strikes again!
And perhaps Courtney doesn't appreciate us doing stupid things like this on her blog... but then again... maybe she will learn her lesson and update so we don't go inventing weird things.
Well that was cool. I figured out how to get comments: just don't post. Huzzah!
It's sad, but true.
My blog for instance: I do two lengthy posts about what's going on in my life, and there's very few comments... and then I do one completely ridiculous post about throwing a cat into a turbine (and not even really!) and the ensuing "sensation" causes 15 comments.
Blogs thrive on content, but blog readers seem to thrive on NOTHING AT ALL.
::shakes fist at them::
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